I have a love-hate relationship with my toilet.
I love my toilet because it's essential to civilized living. I guess a hole in the ground would work too.
It's not the toilet, I guess that I hate so much. It's the water in it.
My children. My sweet, darling, beautiful, perfect children. They really love the toilet water. Not to drink, I don't think. But to "fix" their hair.
I think that's really gross.
I'd shut them out of the bathroom forever. But then I'd be stuck changing diapers forever.
And I think that's really gross too.
So, unfortunately. I'm stuck.
PS - Don't mind my dirty toilet.